Hottest Sexiest Musicians (Men)
Here is a list. This list is only of men because literally 96% of women musicians are hotter and sexier than any man ever. It also should be said that in almost all cases men doing shit like “rapping” or “playing guitar” is so insanely unattractive. Like so cringe and ick inducing. Obviously its cool and hot when women (or they/thems) do music stuff.
Slowthai
Adorable little cutie pie. Literally how can you not be in love with him. He is the king of England to me. In many cases being British and being a rapper are two of the ugliest things you can do. Not in this case though. I can imagine starting a life together with him.
Andy Samberg
Yeah Lonely Island is cringe and probably set society back by like half a decade but still. Have you all seen Palm Springs (2020)? It makes up for every single sin he has ever committed against art as a whole.
Heath Ledger
Obviously watching Heath Ledger’s performance in 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) changed my life. I hope it did the same for you. Important to note how hot the spontaneous full musical number is here. If any part of his character revolved around owning a guitar or writing songs in his bedroom then this dance would only be like 30% as good as it is. The lesson to be learned is that it is okay to be a man and a musician as long as you literally never talk about.
Zack Fox
Yeah Zack Fox is hot. Only because he’s so funny. If he wasn’t so damn funny I would be like [puke emoji, puke emoji, puke emoji]. Instead I am more like [heart eyes emoji, heart eyes cat emoji, sparkle emoji, sparkle emoji, winking emoji]
Frank Ocean
Of course he’s hot and talented. It feels illegal to be in love with him. Almost didn’t put him on this list because it feels insulting to reduce him to this.
Julian Casablancas
I don’t think I need to explain this. Just want to say that there is something so h word about the “You Only Live Once” video where he’s drowning in black gunk. Super hard for anyone to pull off the “hot guy in a rock band” thing now because it’s just not as good as Julian Casablancas.
A$AP Rocky
Duh.
Moses Sumney
High fashion model. Most gorgeous voice ever. Literally makes no sense that he lives in Asheville, NC. He’s on this list because of sheer talent. And general coolness. Similar to Frank Ocean it feels kind of insulting to put him on this list but I’m doing it anyways.
Alex Turner
All the 2014 tumblr girls were right. Alex Turner has also continued to get cooler and hotter looking. Also his music keeps getting sexier somehow. I want him to give me a lil kiss so bad. If you’re going to shit on the Arctic Monkeys grow the fuck up….. Time will continue to vindicate the tumblr girlies.
Lenny Kravitz
Lenny Kravitz is hot of course. Also continues to be so cool. Does everyone remember when his cocknballs popped out on stage? haha
Bad Bunny
If you’re still not on the Bad Bunny train I’m so sorry for you. Mostly embarrassed though. Taking duolingo Spanish right now so if I ever happen to run into him I can ask if he wants to [redacted].
Matty Healy
Matty Healy is the most extreme example of a guy who is not actually hot at all but whose actions are so insane that he becomes one of the hottest guys ever. He’s basically Pete Davidson for people that formed unrealistic expectations about life because of Skins. Maybe more musicians should eat raw meat on stage. Lets make it a Tik Tok challenge. Get it trending. Imagine Ed Sheeran going in on a piece of raw chicken. Scarily easy to imagine right? I forgot where I was going with this one.